bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

holy shit how did i not realise red from oitnb is captain janeway

its incredibly unfair that i have never played ffxiii but still get incredibly emotional about fang and vanille im sure ive mentioned it before but i just got teary eyed over a gifset…. fictional lesbians shatter my heart every darned time

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

pros of new haircut: lookin good, head nice and cool in the heat

cons of haircut: repeatedly being mistaken for my 14 year old brother when i am in fact his 20 year old sister

(Source: vinegod)

i found some cereal now i can dine like a king god bless america

man i a m STARVING ive been on 3 solid meals a day/4k calorie rat packs for two weeks and now im living off a can of beans and some pasta cos that’s all ive got in the house

arkatoir:

sexuality: poussey speaking german 

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

image

(Source: jackwhynand)

german friend of mine just sent me some waldmeister flavoured gummy bears… i still have no idea what a waldmeister is, but it tastes good

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004