Is that whale flying?

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i was jake and you were dirk for like four hours and it was great
so call me maybe 

myspacefamosity:

THIS IS ALWYS THE BEST PICTURE EVER BECAUSE MY BIRD FLEW AWAY LIKE AT THE SAME EXACT TIME THIS PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN SO HES LIKE HALF IN THE PICTURE HES LIKE A GHJOST OH MY GHOD

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destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

(via janeyrockets)

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

(via mockingtheodds)

amadari:

amadari:

there are 10 year oldish kids outside my flat praying and screaming hallelujah

 

now theyre singing christmas songs i?????????????? what????????????

(Source: the-eleventh-blog, via janeyrockets)

friendleadershenanigans:

tigerpellets:

liquid-stars:

crowry:

leftyaoi:

nani the fuck is up with babby psiionic’s hair though

it is only a matter of time until gold bikini

if that’s not what he’s wearing i’m going to be extremely disappointed

missionkimpossible:

i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique

(via amadari)

derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”

(via epithimia)

bonermarrow:

Wow, this is startling. Look how incredibly unoriginal Andrew Hussie is.

Are you even trying with Homestuck anymore?

This is fucking low, man.

(via bitethisurl)

shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

(via bitethisurl)

djcryingalonewithstriderfeels:

darkleer

looks like

juandissimo magnifico

food for thought

(via epithimia)

whitekitestrings:

i’m not sorry.

i am very happy i wasnt the only one that saw this

(via beekkake)

Perhaps…

jakes-phantasmal-erection:

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