(Source: vinegod)

i found some cereal now i can dine like a king god bless america

man i a m STARVING ive been on 3 solid meals a day/4k calorie rat packs for two weeks and now im living off a can of beans and some pasta cos that’s all ive got in the house

arkatoir:

sexuality: poussey speaking german 

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

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german friend of mine just sent me some waldmeister flavoured gummy bears… i still have no idea what a waldmeister is, but it tastes good

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

man i wish i hadnt pussied out of running for the last month, i’ve not a cat in hells chance of passing the run on my PFA

on a related note getting punched in the throat even gently bloody hurts

ah i feel ready to DESTROY a man i am so pumped

(Source: klainalsex)

ahh i am back in newcastle my house is so empty where has everybody gone